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| 113. | Q: How did the Pollack burn his face?Bobbing for french fries. | |
| 114. | Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? We don't know. Never happens. | |
| 115. | Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?We don't know. Never happens. | |
| 116. | Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. | |
| 117. | Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?An f****ing know it all. | |
| 118. | Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?An fucking know it all. | |
| 119. | Q: What does a blonde owl say? What, what? | |
| 120. | Q: What does a blonde owl say?What, what? | |
| 121. | Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?Her IQ goes up. | |
| 122. | Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up. | |
| 123. | Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs. | |
| 124. | Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?There have been sightings of UFOs. | |
| 125. | Q: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in. | |
| 126. | Q: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia?One has a real live culture. | |
| 127. | Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator. | |
| 128. | Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!! | |
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