Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )
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129. | Sorry, I don't date outside my species. | |
130. | T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network | |
131. | The longest sentence known to man: "I do." | |
132. | The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. | |
133. | Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams...... | |
134. | There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. | |
135. | There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant. | |
136. | This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. | |
137. | Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! | |
138. | Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. | |
139. | Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" | |
140. | Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. | |
141. | Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard! | |
142. | We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! | |
143. | What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! | |
144. | What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool... | |
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