Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )
Click here for more Short Text Messages
| 17. | A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here". | |
| 18. | A dyslexic man walks into a bra | |
| 19. | A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." | |
| 20. | A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" | |
| 21. | A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" | |
| 22. | A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. | |
| 23. | A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." | |
| 24. | A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a "double entendre" - so he gave her one! | |
| 25. | Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. | |
| 26. | ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. | |
| 27. | All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you. | |
| 28. | Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
| 29. | Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. | |
| 30. | As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing | |
| 31. | Bad sex is better then a good day in school. | |
| 32. | Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. | |
|
|
|
|