Insult Messages Short Text Messages. ( 112 )
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| 49. | I've seen more life in a down and out's vest. | |
| 50. | If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO! | |
| 51. | If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor. | |
| 52. | If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in | |
| 53. | If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat | |
| 54. | Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this. | |
| 55. | Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap! | |
| 56. | Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not... | |
| 57. | Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. | |
| 58. | Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls. | |
| 59. | Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? | |
| 60. | Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out. | |
| 61. | Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. | |
| 62. | May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother! | |
| 63. | Mother Nature is a supreme bitch. | |
| 64. | My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life... | |
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