Insult Messages Short Text Messages. ( 112 )
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97. | You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since! | |
98. | You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar. | |
99. | You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder | |
100. | You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net. | |
101. | You're red shirt goes well with your eyes... | |
102. | You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot. | |
103. | You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face. | |
104. | Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going | |
105. | Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time. | |
106. | Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ? | |
107. | Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ? Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut | |
108. | Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails | |
109. | Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut | |
110. | Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop | |
111. | Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo | |
112. | Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo | |
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