One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 161. | Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost! | |
| 162. | Today's subliminal message is . . . | |
| 163. | U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply! | |
| 164. | U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :) | |
| 165. | Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? | |
| 166. | We do precision guesswork | |
| 167. | We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found | |
| 168. | Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. | |
| 169. | What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' | |
| 170. | What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything. | |
| 171. | What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come. | |
| 172. | Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM! | |
| 173. | When all else fails manipulate the data | |
| 174. | When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number.... | |
| 175. | When money talks, the criminal walks | |
| 176. | Where there's a will, I want to be in it | |
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