One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 177. | Who lit the fuse on your tampon? | |
| 178. | Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken! | |
| 179. | Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty. | |
| 180. | Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move. | |
| 181. | You are here: X | |
| 182. | You may be recognized soon. Hide. | |
| 183. | You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry. | |
| 184. | Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. | |
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