One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 49. | First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. | |
| 50. | FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found. | |
| 51. | Fuck Me...are those real? | |
| 52. | Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! | |
| 53. | Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u. | |
| 54. | Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you? | |
| 55. | Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving | |
| 56. | Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! | |
| 57. | Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! | |
| 58. | Have a nice day. . . somewhere else | |
| 59. | He who laughs last thinks slowest. | |
| 60. | HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME? | |
| 61. | Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX! | |
| 62. | Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now... | |
| 63. | Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw | |
| 64. | Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block. | |
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