One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 65. | How can there be self-help groups? | |
| 66. | How come night falls but day breaks? | |
| 67. | How do I set the laser printer to stun? | |
| 68. | How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away! | |
| 69. | How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...! | |
| 70. | How do you get off a non-stop flight? | |
| 71. | How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. | |
| 72. | How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer. | |
| 73. | How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her | |
| 74. | Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r. | |
| 75. | I don't get even . . . . . I get odder | |
| 76. | I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem | |
| 77. | I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier | |
| 78. | I don't work here. I'm a consultant | |
| 79. | I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! | |
| 80. | I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. | |
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