One Liners Short Text Messages. ( 184 )
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| 97. | I've got the ship, you've got the harbour ... what say we tie up for the night? | |
| 98. | I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. | |
| 99. | If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. | |
| 100. | If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. | |
| 101. | If I throw a stick, will you leave? | |
| 102. | If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. | |
| 103. | If it ain't broke, fix it until it is | |
| 104. | If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert | |
| 105. | If it's too loud, you're too old | |
| 106. | If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? | |
| 107. | If we quit voting will they all go away? | |
| 108. | If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? | |
| 109. | If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me | |
| 110. | Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides. | |
| 111. | In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy. | |
| 112. | Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind. | |
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