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| 49. | Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. | |
| 50. | Q: How does a racist pick his nose? A: From the mail-order catalogue. | |
| 51. | Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine? A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. | |
| 52. | Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road? A: He was afraid of the other side. | |
| 53. | Q: Why is a racist like a drunk? A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur. | |
| 54. | Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol. | |
| 55. | Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. | |
| 56. | Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down | |
| 57. | Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next? | |
| 58. | Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep. | |
| 59. | Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet. | |
| 60. | Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there. | |
| 61. | That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike. | |
| 62. | The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet. | |
| 63. | The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist | |
| 64. | THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE | |
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