Miscellaneous Messages Short Text Messages. ( 75 )
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| 1. | 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?! | |
| 2. | 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message | |
| 3. | A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ... | |
| 4. | A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart! | |
| 5. | All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ... | |
| 6. | As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working. | |
| 7. | Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep! | |
| 8. | Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children. | |
| 9. | Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! | |
| 10. | Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer. | |
| 11. | Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part? | |
| 12. | Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself. | |
| 13. | girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! | |
| 14. | God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY! | |
| 15. | How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide. | |
| 16. | I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me. | |
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