Insult Messages Short Text Messages. ( 112 )
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| 65. | Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have. | |
| 66. | Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. | |
| 67. | Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade. | |
| 68. | Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants. | |
| 69. | People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. | |
| 70. | People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them | |
| 71. | Roses r red, violets r blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are u. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head! | |
| 72. | Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. | |
| 73. | Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly? | |
| 74. | Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. | |
| 75. | Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in? | |
| 76. | Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... | |
| 77. | Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike. | |
| 78. | Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener | |
| 79. | Them: I never forget a face You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception | |
| 80. | There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. | |
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