Funny Jokes Short Text Messages. ( 177 )
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| 145. | What did the elephant say to the naked man? | |
| 146. | What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? | |
| 147. | What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities! | |
| 148. | What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion. | |
| 149. | What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy. | |
| 150. | What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle. | |
| 151. | What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German? A man who's too drunk to follow orders. | |
| 152. | What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. | |
| 153. | What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? | |
| 154. | What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already! | |
| 155. | What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? | |
| 156. | What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him. | |
| 157. | What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! | |
| 158. | What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. | |
| 159. | What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran! | |
| 160. | What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field. | |
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